I went to Cologne on Saturday, I was tired yesterday, and I worked today, but now I have time to sit down and post. This one has some pretty solid pictures, though you can probably see that.
Right. So, Cologne was pretty wacky. Starting Thursday and running until Monday they get down to business to celebrate Fasching or Carnival. It reminded me a lot of Halloween at home, except that I imagine the women are a bit warmer in Cologne, based on choice of costume.
I got up early on Saturday to catch a 4ish hour train to Cologne leaving from the Munich Hauptbahnhof (Central Train Station) at 7:55. I bought my ticket very last minute and, from what I saw, it seems that the trains are willing to overbook as needed. This means that I did not have a "seat" for the entire train ride. I ended up instead sitting on the ground in one of the entrances, which wasn't terrible. I probably had more leg room that way, even though the train seats probably have more space than airplanes.
One of the girls from JYM doing the whole semester deal came with me to keep me company. She had just recently returned from Italy and had been to the Carnival celebrations in Venice. Crazy.
Riding the train gives you ample opportunity to see some fine scenery as you cruise though the countryside. My favorite thing to see were the quaint little picturesque German villages nestled in valleys. I should have taken a picture. Maybe next time. I also saw the Frankfurt skyline for a few minutes. It kinda reminded me of some Midwestern city, like Indianapolis or Cleveland, because it had a few skyscrapers concentrated in a city center. The tallest one had a pyramid-shaped top. Germany feels somewhat Midwestern to me already. Wikipedia told me that Frankfurt has the 3rd most skyscrapers of any European city, after London and Paris. I think we may have one here in Munich.
The train dropped us off on the east side of the Rhine just across a bridge from the crazy-huge Kölner Dom, the big cathedral for which Cologne is famous. You walk out of the Hauptbahnhof and the thing is right in front of you. It looks like this:

But it's cooler at night:


The thing is crazy massive and it's all really intricately detailed:

Unfortunately, for me, the cathedral was closed for Carnival; a very good move, however, on the part of the caretakers, as things could easily get as trashed inside as the people outside.
The people were pretty wacky. As I mentioned earlier, wearing a costume is a must. I had an Oktoberfest hat on. I saw a couple people with Joker face paint, a la Batman, as well as a couple people wearing costume lederhosen. It's funny to think that what is traditional and barely strange here can be a funny costume just a few hundred kilometers north.
Amongst the somewhat generic fare of costumed tipsy people who love breaking their glass bottles all over the place were a number of traveling marching bands dressed up in various costumes. Take a look:


My personal favorite were "The Huns". They had the best beats of any of the groups and were all around really solid. We found them in a narrow street near a brewery. Here's a drummer:

The other funny costume group we ran into were eating lunch with us at another one of these local brewery establishments. One room of this place was reserved for a marching band whose uniforms were green 1700's military garb (Think Revolutionary War guys in green). They came out and played a bit for the restaurant, but they were not the highlight, however. Next to us at this long table were 5 or 6 elderly women dressed in polka dots with plastic hats and drums. They would get up periodically and lead everyone in some German song, that I didn't know, while tapping on their little drums. When their meals arrived they all held hands and chanted, auf Deutsch, "We wish you bon appetite!". Hilarious. They were really hard to understand but fairly friendly.
The drink of the day was local favorite, Kölsch, a fairly light beer that they serve in these tall thing .2 l glasses. You could also buy a little lanyard necklace thing to hold a glass of Kölsch around your neck. The Bavarians told me that Kölsch was basically water. I thought it tasted just fine, lighter than here in Munich, but not bad. On a side note, I find the beer-pride rivalries here in Germany hilarious. Apparently there's a big one between Cologne and Düsseldorf. Wacky wacky wacky. Don't let me catch you dissin' my beer!
We spent most of the day exploring the riverside and the town to see what neat thing we could find. Here's a few shots:


Most non-restaurants and shops were closed for Carnival. That, sadly, includes the chocolate museum.
Later on, we tried to find the "Geisterzug" or "Ghost Train" parade which happens yearly on Saturday night. From the pictures I saw online it seemed to me like a tricked out Halloween-type parade that everyone can participate in. The location changes every year but I though I had this year's spot nailed down. I did not, apparently. The ghost parade was apparently invisible; rather ironic I guess. Or maybe I was just a little late... From Wiener Platz, where I thought the parade began, we headed south to see if we could catch up but instead we decided it would be cute to get a bit lost in the fairly nondescript neighborhoods on the east side of the Rhine. Eventually we found an S-Bahn and rode back into town but we ended up walking a ton before we found it.
After a lot of walking around and exploring I was very very tired. I had also planned to take the 4:20 train back to Munich, so I still had some time to burn. By 1:00 I had fallen asleep in the Hauptbahnhof.
Staying inside the Bahnhof that night was an experience. At the entrance were a few drum groups that may well have played all night long for the masses of people dancing around them. Further in I found people all over the place looking for a seat anywhere remotely clean until their train arrived. As I tried to sleep I was periodically interrupted by drunk people who wanted to talk or sing at me. I was wearing an Oktoberfest hat, like I mentioned earlier, and off and on people would come up to me singing various Oktoberfest tunes. I don't actually know any. People also like to wake up sleepers in the Bahnhof by yelling in their face. I usually would scream back. No use actually trying to get much sleep.
At one point this drunk guy sat down next to me and put his arm around my shoulder. After talking to me a little and finding out where I was from he asked me if I was f***ing George Bush. He then corrected his gross error and asked me instead if I was f***ing Barrack Obama. He soon learned that I had no cigarettes on me and moved on.
I slept on the train ride back; this time I reserved a seat. Of course, I didn't actually need to. Whatever.
I slept until 4:00 or so on Sunday after getting back.
What a day. Before I go, here's a picture of me in costume:

Hooray!